cookiemonstahz:

li-li-litchi:

What if instead of police dogs, there were giant, man sized police spiders

There would be no crime

coolscar:

Do not trust people like me. I’ll take you to museums, and then steal the Declaration of Independence

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(Source: calibornsmainsqueeze)

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

lameust:

humorlord:

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

Humor